I ONLY HAVE TROUBLE
WITH PEOPLE…

by Lynn Bilek Edmonds is a humorous compilation of thoughts about life, education, entertainment and people in general.

“Readers aged 16 to 60-plus can turn to any page and find something they will agree with, argue over, laugh at, or identify with.  Thought-provoking and very funny, this is a book every family will want to have on hand.”

SAMPLE MUSINGS (Click for a preview)

…who look at their passengers when driving
…who can’t say “I don’t know”
…who try too hard to make people laugh

MORE MUSINGS

who don’t do what they say they are going to do who marry because they need the other person who think football is less creative than the ARTS who use cell phones who blame teachers who don’t like animals who are not loyal…to their TV series who have forgotten how to dream who don’t like to move who are unhappy mothers who cannot make a decision who read bedtimes stories to small children who complain about their looks who can’t see beyond themselves who don’t speak correct English who have separation issues who think rap is music who relish reunions who overdo it with the salt who don’t understand the traditions of baseball who send greeting cards by email who can not see any difference between the two political parties who get up early in the morning when they don’t have to who encourage ‘Little Bunny Foo Foo’ who think there must be silence who are TV Programmers who go crazy with the paperwork who don’t pray who don’t read newspapers who can’t sit still who support girls only/boys only soccer who keep up with their reading who won’t eat anything fattening who make Saturday Night Live sketches into movies who use digital cameras who scroll who are silent fathers who frown on the word “liberal” who think higher is better who don’t frequent live theatre who don’t worry about things who have no wedding manners who don’t prioritize who talk when you’re talking to someone else on the telephone who take babies on long airplane trips who blame God who don’t know how to cheer who misuse data who swear around young and old people

who don’t smile when their picture is being taken who debunk astrology who misuse the word “elite” who don’t teach their children how to behave pool side who do not think being cheap is a virtue who are against gun regulations who tease children who must always do something who buy into stereotypes who don’t have a passion who don’t care how they appear to others who don’t like to play games who crowd the airport baggage carousel who constantly win at the race track who are pseudo scientists who wave things at basketball games who have no weaknesses who won’t compromise who teach their children to be loud who like high heels who still smoke who threaten children who only believe what they want to believe who grow up too fast who are security risks who are chauvinists who do not understand boobs who distance themselves from the ocean who don’t vote who do vote who don’t like to cook who can’t admit they have lied who just drop by who don’t give credit when credit is due who can grow things who bring stuff who have not vacationed at a dude ranch who don’t respect their limitations who make you wonder why you want to eat out who try to make everything equal who never had long hair who do not pick up after themselves who shower every single day of their lives who take up too much space who tell me things I just don’t want to know who never change their mind who don’t have trouble with people who can’t step back